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  3. (Source: moreverything, via hvngers)

     
  4. ellendegeneres:

    Dax Shepard told us that he loves Brad Pitt as much as Kristen Bell loves sloths, so we gave him this gift.

     

  5. missmustacheo7:

    Dashing black man holding dangerously large dorito

    Just

    What

    Are

    You

    Doing?

    You

    Are

    Freaking

    Me

    The

    Fuck

    Out

    I

    Can’t

    Even

    Deal

    With

    You

     
  6. tyleroakley:

    versaceslut:

    this is fucking crazy omfg

    WITCHCRAFT

     
  7. asmono:

    elleooelle:

    Someone has a lot of explaining to do

    the horror

    (via stability)

     
  8. (Source: weheartit.com, via realizes)

     
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  10. rememberrbuckybarnes:

    tauriel2fab4u:

    tauriel2fab4u:

    IM MAKING A PIE AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT IODINE IN IT INSTEAD OF VANILLA EXTRACT

    I ALMOST FED THIS PIE TO MY FAMILY
    I WAS GOING TO FEED THIS PIE TO MY CLASSMATES

    I WAS ABOUT TO MURDER PEOPLE THROUGH PIE

    LIKE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PIE

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    DOESNT IT LOOK NICE

    DONT YOU WANT TO EAT IT

    TOO FUCKING BAD ITS POISONOUS YOU’LL DIE

    HOW DO YOU MIX UP IODINE AND VANILLA EXTRACT

    WHY DO YOU HAVE IODINE IN THE KITCHEN

    WHY DO YOU HAVE IT AT ALL

    WHY

    (via maryammonster)